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So I think ahead.. sue me. What do you want for Christmas? 

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39 deviants said Doesn't matter - there's no way I'm sitting in your lap! :sprint:
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35 deviants said I've been good, so I want....... :floating:
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29 deviants said I've been naughty, so I want........ :devilish:
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3 deviants said I don't do Christmas :unimpressed:

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Journal Entry: Fri Nov 20, 2009, 7:30 AM


The RTalon235 Groupies!


:iconbrokenapollo: :iconsan-s-raine:
:iconyour-only-freak: :iconyour-only-freak:
:icont3h3r3ee: :iconfirefly8083:
:iconfatalisticstyle:


Wanna be a groupie and have a permanent feature here in my journal? It's simple! Just draw your own OC however you like, and then add "RTalon235 Groupie" somewhere on the image. The more interesting, the better! A skimpy t-shirt, panty waistband, titled at the bottom, tattooed on rear ends, top of the image, whatever floats your boat. You post them, I'll link them permanently. :nod:

**NEW** OR, just post a picture of yourself! Let's show the world exactly how you react to the mention of my name. :devilish:





Not so normal updates!



Sorry about the title, I couldn't help myself! :lmao: I'm feeling much better obviously, for a lot of different reasons, even tho I'm still technically dealing with the stomach bug that my son Connor is now enduring. At least in his case he's not throwing up every 5 minutes! Getting to stay home and play the xbox has brightened his spirits tho. ;)


I've not had a lot of time to get around to saying thank you to all my new watchers that I have accumulated in the last few weeks, but each and every one of you are greatly appreciated. With my ideas and the obvious talents of the artists I deal with, I hope you enjoy the show!


I've 3 pieces of interest that you should check out by friends of mine. Not to brag or anything, but I created Allura and Diana, and the lovely ~BrokenApollo gave me Pearl as a gift :D They turned out awesome!






Ever had one of those days when things just go your way out of the blue? I'm having one today... unfortunately I can't tell you why, but let's just say that thanks to a certain someone, it's a bright sunshine kinda day. :excited: Now I wanna start shamelessly bending people to my obscene will. You know, just because I can. :devilish:


*eyes pageviews*


No, no, not because of the kiriban either. I've got a VERY special image ready and waiting as my way of saying thanks, but it's not getting posted until I hit the 100K mark and not a pageview sooner. The artist must remain my little secret for now, but let's just say that there are three lovely ladies just waiting to show their appreciation for all my watchers in their own way. *nod* Keep the views coming! :D





Secret Santa project! It will be different from the other ones that have been done on DA in the past, because I'm inclined to make sure that everyone that participates gets something in return as well. There have been too many times I've seen an artist give a gift and not get anything in return. I simply couldn't allow that with my project. :no: Details here! [link]

*The Secret Santa cutoff is the 21st - i.e tomorrow at midnight, so if you want to take part, let me know!



And just because the urge as suddenly hit me.... Super Secret Project II

The last one was a smashing success in my opinion, so what the hell.. I'm going to do it again! One lucky recipient will get a very special gift, and just in time for Christmas. If you're interested in helping me out with it, drop me a note! I have two artists so far that are interested, so c'mon and join in on the fun!


Nothing new to report on the pending commissions front, nor any requests or kiribans. Man, I gotta get a life or something. :faint:












2009 B.A.D. Contest Winners!

3rd place - by :iconscartletv:



2nd place - by :iconprogenocide:




And last, but not least, the winner of the B.A.D. Contest!








:iconkazz-curaudo:



Congratulations go out to all the winners, and I'd like to thank everyone for making my 3rd annual contest such an enormous success!!!

Winners, please contact me via notes and let me know how you would like your winnings!







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Announcements!



"The Character Kidnapping Game" : [link] . It's incredibly fun, and you get free swag out of it as well, so check it out and give it a try! :nod:

My Current Hostages: :iconmaelora:'s J'Zhaeva L'Renci & :iconapple-kitten:'s Inspi :evillaugh:

My journal was getting entirely too long with all the booty I've collected ( pun intended of course ) so they are now on the game page ;)



Series I Stamps

Pending once again! :faint:


Series II Stamps

Yes, still on the way as well. Bear with me :D



***Art Status***

Commissions pending with :icongali-miau: ( 1 of 3 done ) , :icondrathe: ( 1 of 3 done ) , :icontrigger-stormfire: ( 1 of 4 done ) , 1 non-DA piece, :iconkohaku-bakura: ( 1 of 2 done ) , :iconyour-only-freak: ( 1 of 2 done ) , :iconfatalisticstyle: ( 1 of 2 done )


Zero requests or trades pending. :shrug:





Rant of the Week


Black Friday


Why? Because with the exception of Toys R Us ( duh ) , none of the major retailers have any decent BF deals on toys! :faint: Seems to me that in this economy, families are the ones that could use the deals the most. It's not cheap at all raising kids to begin with, and Christmas is a nightmare anyway when you're trying to do Santa. What the hell am I gonna do with a 32" TV at half off? Feed it to my 52" big screen? And really, how many people need a 3 dollar toaster for Christmas? If the retailers want my happy ass in a store at 5 a.m. ready to spend money, give me 50% off a set of Legos... not 2 dollar bath towels or 20 dollar coffee makers. :no:




And that's the bottom line.


Peace!




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:iconjjxenon: Amazing work, and a definite MUST for any DA watchlist! :nod:







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Journal Layout by `DigitalPhenom
CSS made by Lily A. Seidel `Lilyas
Modified by Mike Talon =Rtalon235


  • Mood: Not Impressed
  • Listening to: Not a damned thing
  • Reading: the screen
  • Watching: the screen
  • Playing: The "who's next" game
  • Eating: Nada
  • Drinking: coffee!

deviantID

Main Entry: Mike Talon
Pronunciation: mīk ˈta-lən
Function: noun
Etymology: Unknown Origin
Date: Late 20th Century

1-a: Wolf/Human hybrid known to inhabit sparsely inhabited regions of Southern North America 1-b: Purported to be myth or fantasy due to his reclusive nature, rarely captured on film or video 2: Ironically, an expert on human and human hybrid females, particularly in the areas of breasts 3: Shameless boob whore


Encyclopedia Entry

This elusive creature is generally soft spoken and non-violent by nature, resorting to violence only when directly confronted. An abject admirer of the female form, he is easily coerced by topless women of all shapes and sizes, but rarely if ever reveals his own features to them, preferring to use his words and deeds.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Why? You want to touch me or something?
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Like people buy me things? :no:
  • Print preference: Damn a print - I want originals!
  • Interests: Playing guitar, writing
  • Favourite movie: Hmmm... anything with Christopher Lambert
  • Favourite band or musician: Iron Maiden, KISS, X-Japan
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal. What else?
  • Favourite artist: Far too many to pick just one
  • Favourite poet or writer: E.B. White
  • Favourite photographer: ME!
  • Favourite style of art: Manga
  • Operating System: Yeah right.
  • MP3 player of choice: The one that works
  • Shell of choice: Eh?
  • Wallpaper of choice: Wolves
  • Skin of choice: Bare naturally!
  • Favourite game: Suikoden series
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2.. soon to be PS3
  • Favourite cartoon character: Wyle E. Coyote
  • Personal Quote: The last thing on earth you want is my undivided attention.
  • Tools of the Trade: Razor sharp wit and sarcasm

Comments


:iconsyrynlauncher:
I miss you

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:iconyour-only-freak:
Touche, mon ami. Touche

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--"Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened." Dr. Seuss

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:iconrtalon235:
*haughty sniff* I'm always right of course! :lmao:

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I don't wanna hear "you might". There's a fire gettin' near, and sparks are flyin'. If you're ready for a wild ride, lemmie hear you say YEAH.
:iconyour-only-freak:
I know. and youre right. Even if I dont like admitting it.

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--"Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened." Dr. Seuss

--member of the DearS-fanclub [link]
:iconrtalon235:
Yes, I know you think it is. My point is that just because it's not perfect to you doesn't mean that others don't appreciate it. :P

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I don't wanna hear "you might". There's a fire gettin' near, and sparks are flyin'. If you're ready for a wild ride, lemmie hear you say YEAH.
:iconyour-only-freak:
I think it is. Instead of an hourglass shape, like I was a year or two ago, I'm more of a pear shape now.

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--"Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened." Dr. Seuss

--member of the DearS-fanclub [link]
:iconrtalon235:
*nodnod* Yes, I know you are. That's why I don't hound you shamelessly! I still say it can't be as bad as you personally think. :P

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I don't wanna hear "you might". There's a fire gettin' near, and sparks are flyin'. If you're ready for a wild ride, lemmie hear you say YEAH.
:iconyour-only-freak:
I suppose you'd be right. :/ but I'm very self conscious ya know.

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--"Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened." Dr. Seuss

--member of the DearS-fanclub [link]
:iconrtalon235:
I could argue of course that "before and after" pictures are the way to go if you were going to do that. :P

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I don't wanna hear "you might". There's a fire gettin' near, and sparks are flyin'. If you're ready for a wild ride, lemmie hear you say YEAH.
:iconyour-only-freak:
Eh, I suppose youre right. But when I lose weight due to physical training, maybe Ill show ya. haha

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--"Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened." Dr. Seuss

--member of the DearS-fanclub [link]

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